City of Asses

tom-marvolo-dildo:

hey guys as it’s starting to get warmer out i'd like to remind everyone to stay hydrated and drink lots of water!

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

I used to snapchat everybody but now I don’t care about anything but selfies oh snap

uncreative-photographs:

To every Harry Potter and/or The Infernal Devices fan: 

TID: At Greyfriars Churchyard in Edinburgh lies a man named William Carstairs (number 6 from the top of the list), so apparently Jem and Will got married and moved to Scotland. Nothing can convince me otherwise!

HP: I believe I read somewhere that this is the place where J.K. Rowling got Voldemort’s name from. (Here Thomas Riddell, and Tom Riddle in the books). Oh, and the last one on the list of people is called McGonagall.

I was eating cereal (at night) and I was wondering why do we call it breakfast in the morning but just cereal at night why what do I call cereal WHEN I AM EATING IT AT NIGHT??????????

fuck-kirk:


It’s a metaphor, see

fuck-kirk:

It’s a metaphor, see

cassandrajp:


Jem.(From the Infernal Devices written by cassandraclare)
The snowdrop flower is a symbol of hope.

cassandrajp:

Jem.(From the Infernal Devices written by cassandraclare)

The snowdrop flower is a symbol of hope.

2011: haha!!! i'm so addicted to tumblr!!! I'M NEVER GOING TO LEAVE!
2014: i want to leave but i cant.... why did i take that vow to never leave..... how do i get out of this eternal hell...

I wish it wasn’t true.

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